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Prostitution Jokes Humor Comedy de | en | nl

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a
sign out of the corner of his eye.....It reads:
 
             SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
            HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
            10 MILES
 
             
 
He thinks this is a figment of his  imagination and drives on without
second thought....   Soon he sees another sign which reads:
 
 
             SISTER'S OF ST. FRANCIS
             HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
             5 MILES
 
Suddenly he begins t o realize that these signs are for real and drives
past a third sign saying:
 
             SISTER'S OF ST. FRANCIS
             HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
             NEXT RIGHT
 
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the
far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next
to the door reading:
 
            SISTER'S OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in
a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son?'
 
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
possibly doing business."   "Very well my son. Please  follow me." He is
led through many winding passages and is soon quite  disoriented. The
nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this
door."
 
He does so and another nun in a  long habit, holding a tin cup answers
the door... This nun instructs, "Please place $100. in the cup then go
through the large wooden door at the end of the hall way."
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through
the door pulling it shut behind him.
 
The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing
another sign:
 
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTER'S OF ST. FRANCIS.  
SERVES YOU RIGHT,  YOU SINNER